In a story almost too ridiculous to believe but currently setting Anfield “on fire,” Mohamed Salah is rumored to be forced to keep signing shirts… nonstop for the next ten years just to pay off his own transfer fee to Liverpool.
Tongue-in-cheek reports from the “street tabloids” claim that Liverpool still carry a symbolic debt of around £100 million for Salah’s deal. With each signed shirt now valued at roughly £700 in the fan market, the Egyptian star would need to autograph exactly 142,857 shirts to “balance the books.”
Experts have crunched the numbers:
- If Salah signs one shirt per minute, it would take nearly 100 days of no sleep.
- If he only signs during halftime, he’d need to play an extra 500 Premier League seasons.
- And if Darwin Núñez helped out, the total would double, since his autograph is “harder to sell.”
One cheeky supporter joked:
- “If Salah finishes all these signatures, every Liverpool fan on Earth would own at least 10 shirts. We could practically found a new country called… the Republic of Salah.”
- Meanwhile, club officials reassured fans: “This is nothing but nonsense rumors. But if Salah really wants to try, we’re ready to provide him with… eternal ink.”